It could have been anyone. It wasn't.
Hiding in the same place.
Such power could never fail us.
If anybody has tried pressing their escape key while visiting this site. I wonder what would happen...
Flight of Man
The new man, over all.
The future is bright! Believe!
Wheels of History
The wheels of history are in motion!
I have just finished a major functional upgrade to this site, the biggest change being this blog. I used to host my blog on Tumblr, but due to some crazy corporation buying it and banning "adult" content, which includes anything with nudity apparently, I have decided it was time to leave. No one seemed to offer what I wanted, so I've made it myself.
There a lot of other changes to other parts of the site; fixing stuff that had broken over the years, never worked right, was too complicated, or ugly. I massively simplified the patron login system, so hopefully it will work without breaking anything.
I've removed Google Analytics, because I have decided it's creepy.
Arrangement in Blue and Allosaurus
Arrangement in Gold and Dryosaurus
Arrangement in Orange and Diplodocus
Theatre of the Mind
A tyrannosaur taking a snooze in the snow.
Did the Stegosaurus stop too long in the city, or did the city spend too much time around the Stegosaurus?
Unfortnately, they'd run out of parts.
The Madonna with the Long Neck
Due to the religious dogma of the time, Parmigianino was unable to express his full intentions in his version of The Madonna with the Long Neck. I've fixed it for him.
The mighty cloud gods laughed at the puny Brontosaurusus.